Mr. Bunion: There comes the Lusitania! The monster boat that has smashed the record. I'm going to see her land!
Mr. Bunion: Anything that can smash something will attract my attention. If I could smash
Mr. Bunion: this old valise as easily as she smashed her record. I'd be happy!
Mr. Bunion: My! What a tremeduous [sic] force such a mammoth exerts! What a powerful--
Man #1: You'd better stand back! Stand back!!
Mr. Bunion: 'Taint going to crash into the dock is it? Eh! Um!
Man #1: Yes! Yes! Stand back!
Man #2: She's going to hit the dock, sir! Stand back!
Mr. Bunion: I'll take a chance on it, boys!
Man #1: You'll! You will, oh! Smash it!
Mr. Bunion: That's what I hope to do!
Man #2: Do you want to destroy that thing?
Man #1: it's all right! Tie her up!!!
Mr. Bunion: Think of the pressure on that valise and no good result.