Man #1: I like this valise! It's the best one I ever saw! Its a dandy! Its a beauty!
Mr. Bunion: That's it! It's a pippin! A lalapaloozoo!
Man #1: I'd like to won one like it for my collection! Where can I get one?
Mr. Bunion: You are kidding, aren't you, eh? Just a trifle?
Man #1: No! No! No! Wouldn't do that! I'd like to have one like it! Well, sir I must go! Yep!
Mr. Bunion: Huh! You don't mean that!! Well good day!!
Man #2: Hello! Bunion! Why didn't you give that fellow your valise? You had a chance to get rid of it!
Mr. Bunion: He! He! He! Yes! He's a cruel kidder! Who is he?
Man #2: He's a wealthy collector of heirlooms, souvenirs, relics and so forth! He is crazy about that old valise of yours!! Would have bought it!
Mr. Bunion: Why didn't he say he would buy it? I'd have sold it quick!
Mr. Bunion: I'd have given it to him! Yes, for nothing. Why didn't he say so?
Man #2: I suppose he didn't like to ask you outright for it. He said he hinted so strong that any man should have understood, um!
Mr. Bunion: Well! I'll be dinged! Oh! What a chump I am! I thought the man was kidding, oh! What a fool!
Mr. Bunion: I am so smart! I am the biggest sap head! Oh! Oh! He wanted it and I too dumb to understand, oh! What an idiot!