Thief #1: A bank messenger is the real goods nowadays! Cop out a bank messenger! De ye hear?
Thief #2: Here is one coming wide a big bag of gold! Get ready!
Thief #1: Grab him!
Thief #2: Aw keep cool!
Mr. Bunion: Well! I feel quite good today! Its the weather, I guess. When the weather is fine one always feels good!
Thief #1: Le go of this money bag, fren!
Mr. Bunion: Take it!!! Take it, but, don't harm me! Take the old thing, yes!
Thief #1: Beat it!! Beat it!! There's a cop coming!
Thief #2: He'll never get us. He's too fat!!
Thief #1: Aw! We've made a mistake! We've grabbed the wrong party there's no money in that!
Thief #2: I should say not! Drop it! We don't want it!
Policeman: Which way did they go. What did they rob you of? Are you hurt sir?
Mr. Bunion: Never mind me officer! Let 'em go! I'm not hurt a bit! Its all right!!!!!!
Mr. Bunion: They ran in that direction! But I'd rather you let em go! I don't care a snap for my loss!
Policeman: Yes, but, I've got to report on this and must do me duty, be getting' the face o the case!!!
Mr. Bunion: Aw! I know they'd not carry it far! No such good fortune I knew you'd find it! Pshaw! Why didn't they keep it?
Policeman: Here it is! I've found it!