Man #1: Now gentlemen. We are ready for the test of my armor piecing shell! Major whenever you are ready you may fire.
Man #2: Of course you know this two foot thick piece of the hardest steel will resist any other projectile.--
Mr. Bunion: here's where I lose this.
Man #1: You see my shell goes right through that piece of armor with ease. We will let them fire four or five shots and riddle the target
Man #1: as representatives of the war department, I hope you will see just how powerful my invention is. Keep on firing.
Man #2: That is a great projective, sure!
Man #1: Hey! Stop! Signal them to stop!!!!!! Something is wrong! Wait till I see what has happened!
Man #2: That shell did not go through!
Officer: Who put this old valise here?
Man #1: Some one is trying to ruin my test!
Man #1: You take your old valise and get out of here. I you want to demonstrate some thing! Wait till I get through!
Mr. Bunion: Huh! Never scratched it, even! If I could get enough of these old boxes to cover the sides of a battleship my fortune would be made! I shouldn't have butted in on that fellow!