Mr. Bunion: Who is that fellow laughing? My! It sounds good! They say laughing is contagious, I'm going to expos myself, to the , ah, eh.--
Mr. Bunion: That fellow is happy sure! huh! Man: All ah kah boot is liven ah doan wan no munny. No automobile, jis live ads all!
Mr. Bunion: I'm going to find out what makes him so happy! Man: Ha! Ha! Huh! Who's dis I heah common' on behind me?
Mr. Bunion: you are feeling good today! Man: ye-ah, yea, huh, I'm feline' ha! Yah!
Mr. Bunion: Ha! Ha! I have to laugh too! Ha! Ha! Man: Oh! Oh! Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! He! He! He! Oh! Yah! Yah! Huh! Huh! Huh!--
Mr. Bunion: Ha! Ha! Ha! What are you laughing at? Ha! He! Ho!
Man: Well, Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm ah yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!
Mr. Bunion: Ha! Ha! What are you laughing at?
Man: Gwan away! I'm g'ine die sure!
Mr. Bunion: What this? Man: Yes ash! Dat ah reading you got on you satchel gin make me laff museff sick!