Mr. Bunion: If I can assist you in any way sure!
Detective: I just want to borrow your hat, coat, and valise for an hour or so. I have a particular reason for doing so which you will know of later!
Detective: I'll have to dishevel my hair a little and I'm ready! You can enjoy yourself, I hope, while I am away!
Mr. Bunion: I always enjoy myself when that valise is out of my sight. Good luck to you!
Detective: Just make yourself at home and Ill be back soon. Yes I'll be all right. Ta! Ta!
Man #1: Who is that old guy rubbering by our door?
Man #2: Oh! He's harmless. It's only old Bunion, old Dull Care!
Detective: Now, um, here is where the counterfeiting gang is at work. I surely out to be able to get in with this disguise! I'll try it anyway, yep! Hum!
Man #3: Ha! Ha! Hello old Dull Care. Ha! Ha! Ha aa a!
Man #4: Hello! Lookin fer someone? Eh? Well jes pass on old Dull Care!
Man #3: Oh! I thought you were old man Bunion! Who are you?
Detective: Hold up your hands! You are under arrest. I am Shylock Combs the detective! Come on!
Mr. Bunion: Ah! You are back! Did you accomplish much?
Detective: Did I? Huh! I should say so! Your valise did the trick and I'm mush obliged to you sir!
Mr. Bunion: It's funny how a poor old wretch like myself will never be suspected of doing anything strenuous! um!
[DISGUISED AS MR. BUNION 'Dull Care" Shylock Combs, the great detective, easily enters den of counterfeiters and makes arrests thinking it was that innocent old chap a gang of bad money coiners fall into hands of the law]