[How to Carry the Valise]
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Mr. Bunion: How can I carry that old thing without it making me so confounded tired? Wheo!
Mr. Bunion: If I carry it, this way, in my left hand, it almost paralyzes that member and
Mr. Bunion: if I carry it over on this side in my right hand it makes my whole shoulder ache! Um!
Mr. Bunion: This way will not do! It make my back ache and doesn't look very graceful!
Mr. Bunion: I might carry it under my arm this way if it was a little smaller, but it's altogether to big!
Mr. Bunion: Some might carry it this way but no, it is just as tiresome.
Mr. Bunion: Oooh! Wow! [MALEDICTIONS]
Mr. Bunion: This is the way to carry the poor old box!