Mr. Bunion: "How I Made My First Billion" By Charles M Carnegiefeller. This is a most entertaining story. How I do enjoy reading it: it is so interesting.
Mrs. Bunion: Have you a couple of minutes to spare dead? Eh?
Mr. Bunion: Why._Ah._I guess! Yes! What do youhat do you want? I was enjoying this book, but._
Mrs. Bunion: Get out your pencil! Christmas is approaching and we must make out a list of those we should remember-
Mr. Bunion: Well. Eh there is your father and mother.
Mrs. Bunion: yes, and your father and mother, your sister Betsy and your brother Ralph! Then theres my sister Ann and brother Hec!
Mr. Bunion: And your two nieces Geraldine and Lizzie
Mrs. Bunion: Yes. And your two nephews Oscar and Alfred! Now lets see then comes your Aunt Sophia and your Uncle Ephraim and your Grandfather and Grand--
Mr. Bunion: Mother yes! Who else?
Mrs. Bunion: Well, there is my Aunt Cursty and My Uncle Blutch! I ought to send something to my Grandfather. Also my Grandmother. Have you got them all down? Who else is there?
Mr. Bunion: No one I think but the neighbors!--
Mrs. Bunion: Yes, I ought to send something to Mrs. Hep next door and her sick husband. Also their children._And there's our hired girl and the janitor and his family, John the newsboy, mail carrier
Mr. Bunion: Who's going to buy all this?
Mrs. Bunion: Why I am! Don't you want to go along with me? I wish you would!
Mr. Bunion: No thanks! I'll take a little stroll with my valise! It is heavy and awkward to carry but I prefer it!