Man: Ah! Just the one I want to see! Come, take a spin with me! Forget your old Dull Care! Yes-
Mr. Bunion: I have not much time. I'd like to go. How far you going to go?
Man: Just a nice little trip! Be right back, sure!
Mr. Bunion: I have an engagement with a party who will rid me of this valise.
Man: We are now sixteen miles out! I'll turn around and spin back with you, yep!
Mr. Bunion: Yes, because if I miss my appointment I am lost! So hurry!
Man: What what that, a pistol?
Mr. Bunion: Sounded and felt like an earthquake!
Man: Its only a loose perumberator! I'll bet you back to the city on time!
Mr. Bunion: If I do not see my man I am done for! Do you think you--
Man: How many minutes have you got? I can get you back in time don't worry about me!
Mr. Bunion: I'm not worrying about you! I'm worrying about my self and this valise!
Man: Huh! Blank blankety blank! You had better start footing it old man!
Mr. Bunion: How far did you say it was back to town, sixteen miles? Gracious, I'll never get there.
Mr. Bunion: There's always someone who wants to entertain you when you have something serious to do on hand! Huh!