[Playing a Joke]
Mr. Bunion: Life, huh! Um, life is a queer condition! One exists, another lives! I barely exist! I just seem--
Man #1: Can I borrow your valise a minute?
Mr. Bunion: A minute? Borrow it? You can have it! You are welcome to it for the rest of your life!
Man #1: I want to fool a friend of mine. I'll bring it back!
Mr. Bunion: Oh, don't worry, sir!
Man #2: So, you're off. Man #3: Yep! I'm packed up, ready to go right away--
Mr. Bunion: Did you exchange valises with him?
Man #1: Yes, for a joke. Wait until I go back and then listen to him roar!
Mr. Bunion: He has put that old thing of mine along side of his friend.--Oh! Wow he's discovered the switch--oh!
Man #3: Who put that thing there, I wonder?
Man #2: I was thinking you had a bum box to go on a pleasure trip with, huh!
Mr. Bunion: He wanted to play a joke with his friend, eh? The joke is on me, I'm thinking!