Mrs. Bunion: Do not use the bathroom this morning, dear. The hot water pipes leak and I have a plumber working--
Mr. Bunion: Oh! All right. I'll hurry on down town and see if I can see that friend of mine--
Mr. Bunion: I must hurry and take a carÉhuh! I can't get on that car! Oh, well! I'll cut through--
Mr. Bunion: A side street and walk! I can get there just as quick! Huh! This is closed! I'll have to go around! [STREET CLOSED]
Mr. Bunion: Now. I'll see if he's in! Hello! Is Mr. Goodfellow in? Yes. Is he in. When will he be back? Eh.
[on phone] He's expected in any minute yes, very soon.
Mr. Bunion: While I am waiting I'll eat something bring me an oyster stew! Stewed in milk, sir!
Waiter: We are out of oysters. We have some nice tripe or corn beef!
Mr. Bunion: Now. I'll see Mr. Goodfellow! He, kid. Has Mister Goodfellow returned yet? Is he in? Tell him MIster Bunion is--
Boy: He was in but is gone again! Sailed for Europe for a month!
Mr. Bunion: While I'm down town I might as well take in a show, um, I need a little enjoyment after such a disappointment! Give me a seat in the gallery.
Man: Sold out!! Not a seat in the house. Sorry I can't accommodate you!
Mr. Bunion: Well, perhaps I can get a seat in the park where I can sit down and rest. Nope! That is crowded too! My chief pastime is getting left!