[Hit by a Car]
Mr. Bunion: Now let's see, am I getting anything? I've so many confounded things to think about all the--
Automobile Passenger: Cut loose! Cut Loose! We'll never get there!
Mr. Bunion: Oh! Oh! Eh! What in the world hit me?
Mr. Bunion: Tsi! Tsi! I'm badly hurt.
Officer: Get an amylase quick, Mike!
Officer: Hustle to the hospital! He's going to croak if you don't hustle, Dan!
Crowd: Some guy was hit by an Auto. Great Scott! What a wallop they gave him.
Doctor #1: His arms are both broke also his collar bone.
Doctor #2: So are both his legs. One of them in two places.
Man: Six of his ribs are broken too, doc.
Nurse: You are luckey (sic) to pull through, I'll tell you you were badly smashed up.
Mr. Bunion: I had a valise with me when I was struck. I wonder what become of it . Is it lost?
Nurse: No, here it is. Yes, safe and sound. Not a scratch on it. So don't worry. It's safe here
Mr. Bunion: Yes, I see! I'm not worrying at all.