[Republicans vs. Democrats]
Mr. Bunion: Well, I see the political campaign is upon us again. the different leaders are lining up for the fray and will soon--
Mr. Bunion: -be dishing out and smearing on the salve, while they wing the hammer upon each other. I'll go and listen once again to their spiels
Republican Politician: You poor hard working wretches beef about your conditions then run to the pools (sic) and vote the Democratic ticket. Get rid of Dull Care! Vote the straight Republican ticket!
Man: Here! Friend! Go and listen to Hon. Fawnskin at the Democratic meeting.
Democratic Politician: The Republican Party stands today for all that is rotten in our governmental affairs. If you want happiness, comfort, wealth, you must vote the straight Democratic ticket.
Man #2: Don't listen to those two old grafting parties. Go over there and listen to our independent candidate--
Independent Politician: If you would shake off that dull, tired feeling, shake off those two old parasites of society the Democratic and Republican parties. Free yourselves of Dull Care!
Mr. Bunion: Now, here's a fellow that had the goods exposed to view. He is a good speaker and tells the truth indeed he does!
Man #3: Lemons! Ah, nice fresh lemons ah beeg ones!