Mr. Bunion: The more I try to accomplish something the more I, -- is that someone calling me? Yes It is!
Mr. Bunion: Hey! That's my name! Yes! Here I am! What have you got? What is it you want of me? Hey!
Delivery Man: I have a bag of money for you, sir!
Mr. Bunion: A bag of money for me? Eh, ah!
Delivery Man: Yes, sir! Sign your name here ah, yes! Here!
Mr. Bunion: Who, ah, where, why, how, who sent me this?
Delivery Man: Sign here, will you please, Mister?
Mr. Bunion: Let me look at it a minute, eh, why this is not for me.
Delivery Man: Didn't you say your name is Onion? Mister Onion, sir?
Mr. Bunion: No! My name is Bunion! Not Onion! Huh! No!
Delivery Man: I asked if your name was onion and you said yes didn't you sir?
Mr. Bunion: Well I misunderstood you. I thought you said Bunion.
Delivery Man [out of panel] Well, I'll have to hunt up Mr. Onion that's a certainty.
Mr. Bunion: Oh, you'll find him easy enough. He'll find you. He'll be looking for you.