[Prof. Knob PHRENOLOGIST] Mr. Bunion: Prof. Knob! Huh! I'll go in and see him and let him examine the bumps on this cranium of mine. I'll let him examine my head and see what's in it, yep!
Mr. Bunion: I'd like to have you look at my head, sir! Examine it, and see what it contains!
Prof. Knob: It looks like a great head to me. Sit down and I'll look it over. Just sit down.
Mr. Bunion: I've always been curious to know just what was in it.
Prof. Knob: Well, sir its a very interesting top-piece I assure you! In the first place you have pluck of a prize fighter. You will never give up in the face of misfortune you smile! Your wonderful tenacity has brought you always what you grasped for! You have lived--
Mr. Bunion: I have grasped at an existence and I presume it was tenacity that--
Prof. Knob: Yes, that's what I said, you got it. Your pluck has enabled you to exist. You have lived a very fast, high, and strenuous life yet your constitution has kept you up. You love the grand, the beautiful--
Mr. Bunion: That's no idle dream, Prof!
Prof. Knob: You never did nor never will have a care or trouble for the reason that your utter disregard for the reverses overwhelms all obstacles in your path! You sing and dance a great deal and in that manner arouse a cheerful nature your possess but which some times sleeps.
Mr. Bunion: Sometimes did you say?My cheerful nature sometimes sleeps
Prof. Knob: Occasionally it dozes as it were yes! Your thirst for work and wonderful ingenuity, along financial lines, has brought you great wealth, health, and luxury. If I
Mr. Bunion: If you what? Are you through with me?
Prof. Knob: Yes, if I had a head as perfect as full of art, music, literature, finance, pluck, endurance, reason, passion and love, I think I should be in a position to---
Mr. Bunion: To carry one of these! Yes! Unless you had nerve and gall! I have everything I guess on the calendar, but nerve. Can you loan me some?
Prof. Knob: It's a nice day isn't it for this time of year?