Mr. Bunion: I hear laughter! Somebody is laughing! I like to hear laughter! I wonder who it is that can laugh so good!
[out of panel] Ha! Ha! Hum Ha! Ha! Ha!
[out of panel] Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Mr. Bunion: It isn't that fellow! He isn't laughing.
Man #1: Not one cent have I got to buy even a cracker with and I so awful hungry.
[out of panel] Ha! Ha! He! He! Ho! Ho! Ha! Ha! Ha! Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw!
Mr. Bunion: I wonder who that is that is laughing so heartily. I'll look again!
Man #2: What in the world did I ever do that I should suffer like this? Life is not worthwhile no!
Mr. Bunion: He is not laughing, huh! Um!
[out of panel] Ha! Ha! Ha! Haw!
Man #3: A few more coughing fits like this and I'll pass in my checks. Sure! What a miserable existence! Oh!
Mr. Bunion: He isn't laughing! He is coughing! Um! Eh! Too bad! Too bad!
[out of panel] Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
[out of panel] Ha! Ha!
Mr. Bunion: Someone is having a good laugh, but who is it? Its not her. No! Not her!
[Please Help The Blind] Woman #1: Please, sir, help a poor woman, won't you?
Child: Don't cry Mama!
Woman #2: Oh! Oh! What shall I do? Oh! What shall I do? Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mr. Bunion: I wonder who that party is who is laughing so!
[out of panel] Ha! Ha! Haw! Haw!!!!
Parrot: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Haw!
Mr. Bunion: Hum! It looks like rain again! Oh! That makes me think I've got to go to the morgue and see if I can identify a friend of mine there!