[Man with Changeable Face]

Man: Well, my old friend, how are you? How's the world treating you? I'm quite interested--
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Mr. Bunion: Huh! I'm glad you are interested in me, no one seems to care much whether I am alive or not. I never--
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Mr. Bunion: ask anyone to help me, I'd rather steal than beg. I sometimes feel tempted to see some--
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Mr. Bunion: of my friends in regard to my condition, if a friend in need is a friend in deed be--
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Mr. Bunion: true--I have never had occasion to dispute it, understand? But if it is a true--
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Mr. Bunion: saying, it is a grand feeling among men! It's comforting to know.--Oh! I'm not going to ask you for--
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Man: Oh! I know that , Mister. I know you were not going to ask me for anything, but I must go.
Mr. Bunion: I understand. Yes!
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Mr. Bunion: He's the man with the changeable face. I like to watch his face when he expects to be touched. He is a very rich man but an awful grouch. I wouldn't ask him for a nickel if I were starving--