[Reception with the Wealthy]

Mr. Bunion: Well, I've got to primp up a bit, now, and go to that reception. I was so lucky to be invited too, I'll leave old Dull Care behind on this occasion, for if there is any time, or
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Mr. Bunion: place where Dull Care is not, it is at a gathering of the wealthy, cultured, refined and the beautiful! I am lucky to be -- ah, oh, hello! How are you?
Host: Oh! Mister Bunion! You did come, didn't you? I'm so glad!
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Host: This is Mr. and Mrs. Wealth.-- Mr. Bunion: Eh!
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Host: And this is Mr. and Mrs. Culture, Mr. Bunion!-- Mr. Bunion: Oh!
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Host: And this is Mr. and Mrs. Talent, Mr. Ah. Mr. Bunion: Um.
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Host: This is Mr. and Mrs. Refinement. Mr. Bunion: Where are the Beauties?
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Mr. Bunion: Is this a joke? You surely are not so cruel!
Host: The Mr. and Mrs. Beauty sent their regrets. Let me introduce Mr. and Mrs. Society!!
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Mr. Bunion: Home again! And oh! How thankful! How good the old valise looks to me! I don't know whether I am going or coming! Gosh! I am tired!