[A Swim in the Ocean]

Man: Sure! Give it to me! I'll take it away out and toss it overboard! You bet!
Mr. Bunion: Just dump the old thing into the ocean so I can have a little rest, please!
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Mr. Bunion: Um! He'll take that old valise out six or eight miles and dump it over and I'll enjoy myself for awhile like other people! What ails this shirt, I wonder Oh! eh!
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Mr. Bunion: Ah! Here's where I"ll just have the time of my life! I'll sneak away over by myself! And what I'll do will be a plenty!
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Mr. Bunion: The water is not only damp but moist! Huh! I might say it is wet and not tell a lie!
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Mr. Bunion: Well, I didn't come here to pose and dhow my shape! So here goes! Into the arms of old ocean!
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Mr. Bunion: Ah! This is great! This is deliciously gorgeously magnificent! Whoof! um!
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Mr. Bunion: Here it come! A monstrous roller to engulf me a willing victim!
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Mr. Bunion: Oh! There it is! I knew that fellow would not lose it! ow!