[Optometrist]

Mr. Bunion: I'd like to get a glass that will rest my eyes, my eyes are good but I should rest them I think!
Doctor: Try this glass, Mr. Bunion!
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Mr. Bunion: This glass magnifies too, yes, too much!
Doctor: Well try this one Mr. --Ah--
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Mr. Bunion: This one magnifies moren' the other Doctor: Try this!
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Mr. Bunion: This one make everything look so dim, but I like it very much--
Doctor: Yes, but you shouldn't wear it. Here is a good glass!
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Mr. Bunion: Oh! This one blurs everything so. I shouldn't wear it! Not this one!
Doctor: I'll see if I can find one that---
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Mr. Bunion: I can see nothing at all now. Can't see a thing. How much are these?
Doctor: Here's the one you want!
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Mr. Bunion: Ah! Now! This is what I call a good glass! I can rest my eyes with this sure!
Doctor: Yes, I think so! I'm glad you like 'em!
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Mr. Bunion: Ihink I'll buy this from you! Yep. I'll these glasses!
Doctor: You'll find they will rest your eyes very much! Eight dollars please!!!