[Sunday]

Mr. Bunion: Well, this is Sunday and I'm as blue as can be! If I go to church it will not make me better than I am! I try to be good and I think I am!--
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Mr. Bunion: I'll take a walk! Six long days we hustle and dig! The seventh day we rest! Rest up so that we can start in again digging and --
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Mr. Bunion: Hustling for six days more, then rest again! Why did not someone invent a day for recreation and amusement? What is this?
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Mr. Bunion: Whee! Someone dropped this! A ticket for the amusement palace! By gracious! I think I'll take it in, if it is Sunday.
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Mr. Bunion: Yep! I'll go in an be amused a bit! [Laugh and the world laughs with you! Weep and you weep by your lonely! Put away Dull Care! Come in and be amused! AMUSEMENT PALACE one block up on the sunny side!]
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Mr. Bunion: Huh! Ho wonder I find a ticket laying the street! [CLOSED on Sunday by the police!]
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Mr. Bunion: I do not know whether this is mirth or hysteria but I can not help laughing at what bum luck I have! Ha! Ha! Ha! It's fierce! Ha! Ha!
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Policeman: Don't you know the law says you can not even laugh on Sunday? Gwan! Now beat it! Go home! Bit! Now!