[Xrays the Valise]

Man: Didn't you ever see an Xray machine? Indeed!!
Mr. Bunion: Never in my life! Nope!
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Man: Well! I'll have to show you one! Come with me! I have one in my office here. Yes.
Mr. Bunion: I've read of them but I never saw one in my life.
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Man: There she is! Yep! Mr. Bunion: Now, ah, you can see clear through anything with that, eh? I --
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Man: Give me your valise, and you stand over there. Mr. Bunion: You don't mean to tell me you can look through that valise and see its contents?
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Man: I'll put it on the Gazeekulator here then turn out
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Man: the lights, turn on the Xray and show you just what you have in your valise.
Mr. Bunion: If you do that you're a wonder. I don't believe any light made will penetrate that tough old case, no sir!
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Man: Can you see it eh do you see it? [DULL CARE]
Mr. Bunion: Oh yes! Plain Yes! Very plain.
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Man: You see the rays pass through the percolator and--
Mr. Bunion: Yes, I see. Huh. It's a wonderful machine it is indeed.