[Concession Stand at Pleasure Park]

Mr. Bunion: There's a fool born every minute! Wise men thrive among the fools! I am going to get wise and make some, too! Yes, sir!
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[Pleasure Park! Buy a concession, and get rich quick! Choice Locations. Sold Here! Come Early!]
Mr. Bunion: I want a concession. Please! Yes, a good one.
Salesman: Pay us fifty percent of the gross and it's yours!
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Mr. Bunion: Just a minute, boys, and you may play this interesting game.
Man #1: I want to play it first. How much is it?
Man #2: I want to play, too!
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Mr. Bunion: Now, boys! It's three strikes for a nickel! Put a dent in the old valise and you get a good cigar.
Man #1: Here! You are!
Man #2: Take mine! Man #3: Here's mine.
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Mr. Bunion: Give it a good wallop! Remember! If you put a dent in it you get a good cigar! Step up boys! And try your muscle!
Man #2: I am next!
Man #3: No! Me!
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Mr. Bunion: Come on! You lose Who's next? Put a dent in the old valise and get a cigar! Yes, try your muscle!
Crowd: Here's my money! I said I was next! Let me try it!
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Mr. Bunion: Hit her square boys! Recollect! You get a good cigar if you put a dent in the old thing! Step Up! Boys and try it.
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Mr. Bunion: Then you're going to stop me? I can't work any more, eh?
Policeman: Certainly not! This is a bunc! First past the post! A cinch! A snide! You know that a dent can not be put in that old valise! You can not work on these ground so get out with that sure thing game!